Cloud Observer Gifts

'I thought patchy, not striped fog was predicted for today.'

"Of course the clouds remind you of Covid-19. Everything reminds you of Covid-19."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Painting clouds

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Local News in Heaven

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Look man, no wings!'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"You run into a window, too?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

I know time is an earthly construct, but I still feel sleepy in the afternoons.

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'