Storm Observer Gifts

Painting clouds

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Fight or flight?"

Benjamin Franklin.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

"Another fly-over planet."

Nervous Buddha

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

I love thunderstorms!

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Award Winning Photographer

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"