Storm Observer Pillows

Painting clouds

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Benjamin Franklin.

"Fight or flight?"

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?

Nervous Buddha

Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Another fly-over planet."

I love thunderstorms!

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

'It's just a conspiracy by scientists to get funding.'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Award Winning Photographer

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'