Storm Admirer Pillows

'Wow! Look at that fancy footwork!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Painting clouds

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Well, we needed the rain."

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Rocket and Witch Race

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

Waking Up With Rooster.