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'Wow! Look at that fancy footwork!'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Painting clouds

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

Artifishial Intelligence

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Rocket and Witch Race

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

Couple stargazing: 'Now a word from our sponsor...'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'I think there's something wrong with the horizon, Doreen!'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Waking Up With Rooster.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).