Weather Observer Pillows

"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"They say the British have fifty words for mud."

Floods,

Special Spring Water: Price to Clear

"Our wind damage insurance has been cancelled."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Painting clouds

Captain in a storm

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Natural Disasters

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Duck Hunt

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

What does aloof mean?

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

The prying mantis,

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"