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"It's finally 'sweater on, then off, then on again' season."

"They say the British have fifty words for mud."

Floods,

Special Spring Water: Price to Clear

"Our wind damage insurance has been cancelled."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Painting clouds

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Natural Disasters

Captain in a storm

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"It's such a lovely day!"

Duck Hunt

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Another All Steel Home Built By Wit Construction.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'