Emotional Weather Observer T-Shirts

Cloud-spotters discover new type of cloud.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Painting clouds

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

Large Emoticon Collider

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

A sure sign of rain

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Office Weather

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

'While it's often said that laughter's a better medicine, I've learned that crying is best in solving disputes between husbands and wives.'