Emotional Forecast Expert T-Shirts

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

Surfing the daily stress

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

The Book Lover

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

I applied for a job with NASA but they turned me down. I think it was because I told them I wanted to be an astronaut because in space, you can't cry because there's no gravity and tears can't flow.

The Wishing Well

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'He's never there for me.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"See? This is what I'm talking about! If you always show how happy you are to see everyone, you give them all the power in the relationship!"

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"You seem very remote."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"He doesn't have a single redeeming quality, he's just disrupting and awful and repulsive, and he has no consideration for other people's feelings."

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

"Is something bothering you?"