Emotional Forecast Expert T-Shirts

'You always act like this when you don't get your way.'

Surfing the daily stress

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

The Book Lover

The Wishing Well

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'He's never there for me.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"I'm competitive,cruel,glad when my friends fail...I've no idea why I'm here."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"If your emotional intelligence is so high, why do you always forget our anniversary?"

"People can bridge the great distance between the Earth and the Moon..."

Poll: The World Will End With: Nuclear War, Global Warming, Assault Weapons.

"You seem very remote."

"Feeling a bit under the weather again, Mr Robinson?"

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"You were always my favorite to guilt-trip."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

STRIP *Community Care * Office rage"

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

"Is something bothering you?"

"Yes, I said that a man should be able to show his emotions but..."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.