Emotional Weather Observer Gifts

Cloud-spotters discover new type of cloud.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Painting clouds

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

A sure sign of rain

Large Emoticon Collider

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Office Weather

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"