Time Observer Pillows

Prisoner.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

Rapunzcow

Life and Death

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Phone Mittens

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bat

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Another fly-over planet."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"

Internal Clock

Space junk.

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Crossing the Road

"You're not old. You just have more leeway to scold strangers, and their kids, and feel good about it."

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1