Wartime Observer Pillows

"... and so, gentlemen, I have to report that, despite the not inconsiderable complications and burdens presented by the war, the income of the North American Broadcasting Company showed a net increase of two per cent."

Sir Winston Churchill

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'Live together in peace!'

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

Middleast Peace

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

Bat

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

New Capitalism

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

The world on lockdown

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

US troops won't leave Iraq.

"With the world such a crazy mess, Condy and I decided we don't want children."

Terrorism

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

The sounds of spring.

Syria Crisis

Charles de Gaulle

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."