Wartime Analyst Pillows

Sir Winston Churchill

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Barack Obama.

Napoleon marches off alone

General's Coin Toss

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

The unknown soldier: war grave.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

The Trench-Sealer

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

Charles de Gaulle

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"... and so, gentlemen, I have to report that, despite the not inconsiderable complications and burdens presented by the war, the income of the North American Broadcasting Company showed a net increase of two per cent."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"The luck didn't last. A shell finally got me near Batogne. Honestly, I didn't know I was injured until I reached down and found a hole in my leg. It makes you realize things."

Soldiers

Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.

King George VI