Wartime Whiz Pillows

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Sir Winston Churchill

"You keep impeccable time."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

COWMIKAZES

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Your Country Needs MOO!

Barack Obama.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Johann Strauss

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

March madness

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

Charles de Gaulle

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"The luck didn't last. A shell finally got me near Batogne. Honestly, I didn't know I was injured until I reached down and found a hole in my leg. It makes you realize things."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

King George VI

'Daddy, what did you do during the post-war period?'

Mine and Countermine