Wartime Artist Pillows

Trench Art Sale

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

COWMIKAZES

'Who said the Germans don't have a sense of humour? Just look at that card Hans Greber and we have haven't been shot at all day.'

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

Your Country Needs MOO!

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

'And remind your father to take out the chicken from the freezer and don't forget to do your homework.'

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

The Trench-Sealer

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

Oh U! The German Periscoper: "Ach Himmel! Dot most be der peutiful Ben Nevis of vich ve 'ave 'eard so mooch!"

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making Ewe talk.'

"The luck didn't last. A shell finally got me near Batogne. Honestly, I didn't know I was injured until I reached down and found a hole in my leg. It makes you realize things."

Soldiers

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"Urgent message from Captain Sasson, sir - do you know any words that rhyme with orange?"

"Why don't you join the Army."

King George VI

Hague Convention Defied! Lachrymosing the British by Onion-whittling under Cover of Night.

"Do you care for the soldier type?"

"My dad was in the war, but he doesn't talk about it."

Hague Convention Defied! Stiffnecking Tommies by Directing Draughts on the British Trenches.