Wartime Whiz Gifts

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Sir Winston Churchill

"You keep impeccable time."

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

COWMIKAZES

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

'His next appointment is on the 17th when the clock's little hand is on the two and the big one's on the nine.'

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

Barack Obama.

Your Country Needs MOO!

Siegfried Sassoon

Get Ahead

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Johann Strauss

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"Most of the time, war...it makes no sense. A lot of times, we'd hear artillery whistling over our heads. But really, you can't move. You just wait...and wait...until it hits...and hope it isn't hitting you."

March madness

"Hey Siri, why does my neck hurt?"

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"Well, thats buggered that idea"

"Yes, my automatic starter has the technology to start your car as well. I'll show you. Honey! Go start her car!"

Charles de Gaulle

"The luck didn't last. A shell finally got me near Batogne. Honestly, I didn't know I was injured until I reached down and found a hole in my leg. It makes you realize things."

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Young John McCain, Meet Old John McCain

"We didn't have telly in wartime, we had to make our own violence."

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

King George VI

Mine and Countermine