Wartime Observer T-Shirts

"... and so, gentlemen, I have to report that, despite the not inconsiderable complications and burdens presented by the war, the income of the North American Broadcasting Company showed a net increase of two per cent."

Sir Winston Churchill

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Man has a seatbelt and 'calm down tablets' to watch the world news.

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

"You can let that go till later, Harris."

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

Bat

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

Middleast Peace

'Live together in peace!'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

'These days,' she says, 'nothing gets a rise out of him.'

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

New Capitalism

The world on lockdown

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"With the world such a crazy mess, Condy and I decided we don't want children."

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

Terrorism

US troops won't leave Iraq.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Syria Crisis

Charles de Gaulle

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"A cartoon about Brexit, Syria, refugees, Yemen, France... Anything but Trump!"

The sounds of spring.

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."