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Claus 2.0

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Something has spooked the prairie dogs.'

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"Trash pickup isn't for another two days, isn't it?"

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

Mad cleaning robot.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

'It's not Spring yet! Go back to sleep!'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

"I started out with a molehill, then I just kept going."

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

Spider watching his web cam.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"I'm liking it already!"