Tower Observer Pillows

Rapunzcow

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

Scientists building a tower

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Another fly-over planet."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

Go Back to New York

'I don't know how much longer we can keep paying off these building inspectors.'

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

Space junk.

He's a terrible climber, but he's pretty good with tools.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

"Should't we have a better backup system in case our monitoring equipment goes down than a bowl of jello?"