Tower Observer Prints

Rapunzcow

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Scientists building a tower

Galileo's Attempt to discover is heavier dog falls faster than lighter dog.

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

"Another fly-over planet."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

It's only a can of mace. If you don't learn to stop overreacting, we'll never fit in.

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

Space junk.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"