Storm Watchers Gifts

'Look at it this way - We've saved 100 percent on suntan-lotion over the fortnight.'

Nervous Buddha

'Hurricane Limey is now pummelling the Florida coast, as a result of BBC reporters flapping their hands for dramatic effect.'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Man showing in the rain.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Giant Snowflake.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Stormy weather

Winter Weather.

FORE!

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

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