Storm Enthusiast Gifts

"If they want us to take these storms seriously, they have to start giving them scarier names."

"Well, we needed the rain."

'And what do you do for a living Richard?' 'I'm a Lightning Conductor.'

'Me, I'm not scared of storms, but I use them as an excuse to sleep in my Master's house...'

'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'

The real cause of cloud to cloud lightning.

Weather Forecast: 'Ladies and gentlemen, I can see clearly!'

'A hole in one!'

"Lose the cap."

Award Winning Photographer

"That was one loud thunderstorm last night."

Lightning Strikes a Conductor

"There's a storm in my tea cup, I wonder if it has a name?"

'These things really do sound like a train.'

Road Closed Due to High Winds.

Political Hurricane Forecast.

I love thunderstorms!

Small raincloud, lady with an umbrella.

'Did you call, Dear, or was it a thunderstorm?'

Man catching drips from ceiling in rubber glove.

'I was dating a weatherman, but he had this annoying habit of always talking up a storm.'

Denial... Sometimes it just makes sense.

Man with Lightning Conductor

'Of course I'm drunk.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."