Storm Watching Gifts

"Bernard, nobody likes and 'I told you so.'"

Man uses a kite in lightning to start his car.

Tornado, Earthquake, and Flood.

"Weird weather, isn't it?!"

"Yes, it's dangerous but, if there is a power there, think what it will mean for HD TVs, cell phones, ipods ... "

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"I learned my lesson after Katrina and the BP oil spill. Basically, it's be ready for just about anything."

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I want to be a meteorologist when I grow up. That way I can be wrong half the time and still keep my job."

Luckily, Robert's football training shoes had rubber soles!

'What makes you think we are going to get wet?'

'Wow! Look at that fancy footwork!'

'I'm the smae, I never know what to do in the country.'

'Richard, no! We're counting on you to reset the clocks.'

Stormy Night

Your fence has been blown over by a celebrity named storm.

"The only thing to fear...is a power outage during my telenovela!"

"Call me a pessimist if you like, but i have a bad feeling about this whole thing..."

"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"

IT was at times like this George was glad he had a fibreglass rod, as opposed to one made from carbon fibre!

'Don't tell me the swing's broken.'

Struck Down by Lightning.

"I love reality TV."

Denial... Sometimes it just makes sense.

Man with Lightning Conductor

"Looks like we still have a few concerns..."

'Your momma was a tropical depression.'

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

The Wrecking of the Ironclad 'Monitor'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Fight or flight?"

Hurricane watch

"Wow, I've never seen so many lightning strikes! Did you get any of them?"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"