Stormy Weather Spectator Gifts

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Good News about winter

"Well, we needed the rain."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

Sunbathing in Autumn

A sure sign of rain

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Mother nature takes her course.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"Wow, you look sexy today."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

Hurricane damage to trees

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Welcome to Scotland...

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."