Stormy Weather Spectator Gifts

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Painting clouds

Good News about winter

"Well, we needed the rain."

Mother Nature's Wild Ride 2007.

A sure sign of rain

Sunbathing in Autumn

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

Office Weather

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'Ah! Snowdonia!'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Mother nature takes her course.

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

Umbrella in case marked: 'In case of prediction error.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Welcome to Scotland...

NEWS WEATHER SPORTS

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Thanks Dave. I don't know about you folks, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight."