Celestial Observation Gifts

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

Hand me the remote...

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

Mercury rising.

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."