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"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

"Do you hear what I hear?"

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Hand me the remote...

Astronomical observations.

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

Mercury rising.

I've been searching the sky all night and haven't seen one sign of life! But, Frank the lens cap is still on! Oh, good, there's still hope I'm not the only intelligent being in the universe!

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

The Little Blue Full Stop.

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!