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"AA-ARGH!"

Vegetarian Birds

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Beat it'

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Astronomical observations.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

Asteroid Trajectory Assessment.

Hand me the remote...

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"We're gonna need a bigger death ray."

Mercury rising.

Cow nearly made it over the moon.

"I died in Buffalo."

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'

I can't help being self-conscious during an eclipse. It feels like everybody's looking at me!