Celestial Observers With A Twist Gifts

"AA-ARGH!"

Vegetarian Birds

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

Astronomical observations.

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Hand me the remote...

"The asteroid has what looks like a small rear end on the back of it."

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

Cow nearly made it over the moon.

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

Mercury rising.

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

"We're gonna need a bigger death ray."

"I died in Buffalo."

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."