Celestial Stargazers Gifts

'The stars are amazing out here in the country.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Marry me astronaut

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The star hunters

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Imagination Navigation.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Lighthouse Beam.

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."