Celestial Stargazers T-Shirts

'The stars are amazing out here in the country.'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

Black hole setting

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"