Stellar Observer Gifts

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronaut Selfie.

Crisis.

"No aliens"

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Space junk.

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

First Contact

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

Hand me the remote...

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Another example of corporate redundancy."