Stellar Observer Prints

'It's a tweet from heaven. They say if we don't stop watching them, they're going to tell God.'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Crisis.

Astronaut Selfie.

"No aliens"

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Sure, Jupiter's the biggest, but I hear he uses Asteroids to build up his bulk!

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Sir, there's a crack in our lens!"

Atlas juggling with the moon.

You always keep the same face turned this way --- Don't you trust me?

Space junk.

Your karma will catch up with you!

God's Fly Swat...

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

First Contact

Glass Bottom Earth Tours

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.