Stellar Spectator Prints

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Astronomical observations.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Crisis.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

UFO/observatory

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Exploding Dalmatian

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

Mercury rising.

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

"Roof, please."

When suddenly the clouds parted and down came Jeez, a God appalled by how his name is used in vain.