Stellar Spectator Pillows

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Astronomical observations.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The game is tied, and this is the final inning because the sun is setting. I understand, coach, I need to get home before dark!

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Crisis.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

UFO/observatory

"Do you hear what I hear?"

Sequence of a spaceman waking up and getting ready to go into space.

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

Atlas juggling with the moon.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"Newsdesk? I've got a celebrity story for you ..."

'Howling at the Moon got me interested in Astronomy...'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Exploding Dalmatian

"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

"Retail shares just went up ten percent. My wife must have gone shopping this morning!"

'It's a comet . . . It's a big rock on your head.'

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

'They say you can see the great wallet of China from space!'

Mercury rising.

"I said I'm an astronomer, not an astrologist!"

"You don't gasp at my miracles anymore."

Although the telescope's elevation gear was broken, Hopkins' scientists were in no rush to have it repaired.

'Oh, for Pete's sake! Will you tell Milligan that it's HIS turn to clean the bird doo off of the telescope lens?!'