Interstellar Observer Gifts

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Crisis.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Astronaut Selfie.

"No aliens"

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"I'm pretty sure this is what humans call 'work' now."

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

Atlas juggling with the moon.

Your karma will catch up with you!

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'Do you ever catch yourself wondering if this is all part of some crazy experiment?' (God looking at Earth through microscope)

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"