Moving Near A Lake Gifts

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Marco ..."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."