Moving Near A Lake Gifts

Bitchbark Canoe

'Not that net!'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Marco ..."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Rock - see you in a million years!

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'