Moving Near The Ocean Gifts

When bored, we board

Bitchbark Canoe

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

The Food Chain

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Turtle Hat

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Shellfie