Moving Near The Ocean Gifts

When bored, we board

Bitchbark Canoe

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Do you mind?"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

Baby on board.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Neptune

Turtle Hat

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Privates Beach"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'