Traveling By Sea Gifts

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"First class, or with children?"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Desert Island Meals.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Airport Security.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Sparkling Water

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

Under pressure.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub