Traveling By Sea Gifts

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Sloaney Pony.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"First class, or with children?"

Desert Island Meals.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

Omara Portuondo

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport Security.

Sparkling Water

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Being offshored isn't exactly what I expected.'

The Family Joules: Part 16

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

Tourists and their Pets.

'Are we there yet?'

'Echo Tourism'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'