Moving Near An Airport T-Shirts

Flying duck planes on wall of house near airport.

Bitchbark Canoe

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Early model of baggage claim"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Travelling

The World's Easiest Airport

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

The Scanner Of Love.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Disinformation booth.

Airport

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

Airport

Rubbish Carousel

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

Mass Travel

The Cashless Society is Here

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Hell: The Airport"

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

'One carry-on!'

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.