Airport Hopping T-Shirts

Arrivals: Your husband.

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

Fight or Flight

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Disinformation booth.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"The holiday was a real eye opener...the crowds,the unbearable heat and noise,the chaos...and that was just at Heathrow."