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Lovely Hallow Senior Retirement Community

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

Dog on man's stair lift

"I don't know who you are!"

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Senior Jeopardy!

Retired Canadian t shirt guy.

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

"They've swapped the pub for staying in and taking their meds."

'Come die with me.'

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

Bed and Breakfast

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.

Remembering His Marbles