Considering Nursing Home Gifts

Expensive nursing home

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'Next!'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'Come die with me.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Sometimes I wonder about what our patients have to take."

Remembering His Marbles

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Home for the elderly

'You're always bragging about what a good actor you are, so why don't you act your age?!'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

The Old Elves Home

"A 12 month tour of the USA costs us less than staying at home for a year."

Gen X in the Golden Years.

"He used to own a muscle car."

Old Age Pensioners home, "Mrs. Jenkins has head-buttered me!"