Moving To A New Environment Gifts

"Weather"? What's "weather"?

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

'I'm a grown penguin Milo, I can take it...we're lost, aren't we?'

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Yardless: Please help

Tool Box

Lazy Octopus

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"I just..."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."