Moving Into A New Space Gifts

Let's get organized

Domestic Superheroes!!

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Doing the borders.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Yardless: Please help

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Man's best friends."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Painting the Ceiling