Moving To The Countryside T-Shirts

"A new housing estate would give many people a chance to enjoy rural life."

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Country Bumpkin.

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

'We're lucky...we don't have street crime like those big cities.'

"You know, I think the novelty of living in a converted Barn is starting to wear off."

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'I remember when all these fields were covered in houses.'

A 'Sea Change' meant Max's wife could grow veggies, his kids ride ponies, and he, finally have a man shed!!

'How very Cumbria.'

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

Thatched roof car.

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"To be perfectly frank, I much prefer the solitude of the desert to the busy city life..."

Urban relocation

You can take the chicken out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the chicken.

Hell/Paradise

Allotment

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Someday I'll buy a little place in the country and take my finger off the Zeitgeist."

"We should get out to the country more often."

The Scenic Route

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"I've tired of the urban lifestyle."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Save your breath kids, this is fly over country."