Moving To Countryside T-Shirts

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Well, we're alfresco. Now what?"

"Ahhh... close enough."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

New Guy.

Allotment

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

'How very Cumbria.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

High Riders of the Old West

I fart more than that!

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

Walkers

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

A Venus cow trap.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Thatched roof car.