Moving To Mars Gifts

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

The fate of the emigrant

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Vaccination Passport

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Airport

Technological Dependence.

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

The Airport.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Mars Rover

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Arrivals, departures & limbo.

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Geese and Angels

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"You do not have a QR-Code."

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"Can you folks handle firearms?"

"When he asked us to help him move, I didn't know he meant south."

On today's Ask Sadie Radio Hour, we discuss one topic: the constant flirtation with fleeing to Canada. Canada has universal health insurance, far fewer killings, much less bigotry, more social mobility, better schools, less obesity, 50 weeks maternity leave, blah blah blah. But that means nothing, because you know what they don't have? Panicky media telling you who to blame for the sky falling! We'll be back, after this message from Depends Undergarments.

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

'Who put that thing there?'

If Animals Were Racist...