Mars Colonization Gifts

'Flamin' tourists...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Mars probe discovers life similar to earth.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Save Mars

'We can probably make Mars in one day.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

Figure 1. NASA Mars Rovers: A Family Tree

Mars Rover

'To begin with, he's from Mars, I'm from Venus...'

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

Well, our space probe is picking up definite signs of life, but I don't think it's friendly'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'I came to the new world to find something...now what was it?'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

Moon's Portaloo.

Mars Rover

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Martian restaurant and take away

Life Discovered on Mars

'Who put that thing there?'

Alien Life on Mars

"Be careful, otherwise the Earthlings will find us and terrorize us with spam mails, advertising calls and cat pictures!"

"NASA isn't going to be able to send people to Mars, after all."

'...Water on Mars'

I heard you're going to Mars to star on some reality show. Yep. Mars One. We launch ten years from now. Ten years? You don't have the attention span to wait ten minutes. In ten years, you'll have forgotten all about this. And when that day comes, I will mock and berate you mercilessly. You'll be dead in ten years. Ridiculing you gives me a reason to go on! Being around you gives me a reason to go to Mars.

Mars-A-Lago

"Check the itinerary again Sharon, this doesn't look like Margate to me!!"

Major drought in America: 'Nice picture of Mars?'

"No, the reason Mars is becoming whiter isn't tougher immigration laws, it's a shifting icecap."

Welcome to Mars: 'As long as the damn thing can only see 3D I figure we're in the clear!'