Colonization Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the pioneering spirit and curiosity of colonization? Our range offers fun, clever, and meaningful products that honor exploration and discovery, perfect for history buffs, travelers, or anyone fascinated by new frontiers. From humorous mugs to stylish t-shirts, cozy pillows, and striking prints, celebrate the quest for new horizons with a touch of wit and inspiration.

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'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?' mockup

'Just how long do you illegal aliens plan on staying in our country?'

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"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border." mockup

"I think they're saying something about wanting to maintain the integrity of their border."

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"Arriving here without permission is a criminal offence."

"Arriving here without permission is a criminal offence." mockup

"Arriving here without permission is a criminal offence."

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"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet." mockup

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

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Save Mars

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Christopher Columbus

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"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!" mockup

"20 bucks? Throw in the hot dog franchise and we gotta deal!"

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"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

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"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?" mockup

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

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Colonial Larrysburg.

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The Monroe Doctrine

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"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery." mockup

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

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"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!" mockup

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

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"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?" mockup

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

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"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?" mockup

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

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Cementing the British Presence in Egypt mockup

Cementing the British Presence in Egypt

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Mappa Brittanica

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"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine." mockup

"With any luck, this mob will high-tail it back home when we tell 'em about the 14 day quarantine."

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'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.' mockup

'Mars will have an oxygen atmosphere within six months. We just sent a payload of Kudzu there.'

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'Flamin' tourists...'

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'Oh, no, Columbus - lawyers!'

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The Mayflower "Contents May Settle." mockup

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

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Death of General Gordon

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America First on Mars

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British Soldier in India

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'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling. mockup

'Banjo' Paterson & Rudyard Kipling.

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'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.' mockup

'It's almost unfair. . . their swords aren't even pointy.'

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'It's a whole new ball game.'

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'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!' mockup

'Guess who was just named Marketing Director for THE ENTIRE DARK SIDE OF THE PLANET?!'

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Columbus claims the New World

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'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.' mockup

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

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Traveler speaking to colonial plantation worker

Traveler speaking to colonial plantation worker mockup

Traveler speaking to colonial plantation worker

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"The period furniture is authentic. A prime example of colonial cherry."

"The period furniture is authentic. A prime example of colonial cherry." mockup

"The period furniture is authentic. A prime example of colonial cherry."

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Fifty years of deprivation for the colonists...

Fifty years of deprivation for the colonists... mockup

Fifty years of deprivation for the colonists...

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Henry Dundas and Scottish Favouritism at the East India Company

Henry Dundas and Scottish Favouritism at the East India Company mockup

Henry Dundas and Scottish Favouritism at the East India Company

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Colonization Gifts Collection

Colonization Mugs

Explore our collection of colonization-themed mugs, perfect for history lovers and explorers seeking to start their day with a inspiring brew.

Colonization Pillows

Browse our colonization-themed pillows, perfect for adding a playful yet thoughtful touch to your living space or bedroom.

Colonization Prints

Discover captivating prints that celebrate the spirit of exploration and discovery, ideal for any history enthusiast or adventurous soul.

Colonization T-Shirts

Check out our colonization-inspired t-shirts, designed for those who love adventure, history, and making bold, witty statements.