Colonialism Gifts

'The New World will be easy to conquer, Your Majesty -- they're all hooked on tobacco.'

Columbus claims the New World

British soldier and native tribesman on the Gold Coast

The Monroe Doctrine

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'That's our mission statement.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Colonial Larrysburg.

Save Mars

The Monroe Doctrine

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"My paper is on Paul Revere's famous ride form the standpoint of media impact across select stages of the colonial decision-making process."

Big business is not evil

Made in China.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

"Ol' Boy... where the devil is Behan?"

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

Desk at the Horizon

"When in the course of human events it becomes... Oh, blast it! Adams is just going to edit the heck out of this..."

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

I can't believe It!

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."